Dream
Start off the story with a dream sequence?
- You look at your class schedule - you've forgotten to attend your calculus class all semester! How long has that been on there?
- You walk in and the teacher demands that you write your solution to the single final exam question or you fail!
- You realize you can't solve it, and try to run away
- But the floor is too slippery, and you can't move
- The teacher looms over you, and swallows you whole
- You're compressed instantly into a diamond, which the teacher burps up and puts on as a ring next to dozens of other rings