College
Percentages only apply when there are no other special conditions.
(i.e. an event which always happens on the
First Night)
Patrick's Club
Drink
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Get laid.
Talk to somebody
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Get laid.
Golden Screen Cinemas
Work
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See a movie with June
- $15
+ Mental
The two of you enjoy a movie.
- $15
+ Mental
Somebody is fooling around in the dark. You hear a couple messing around, then suddenly-
Gulp, the guy is gone.
You see the girl walking out after the movie is done, with just some pudge. June makes an offhand comment that she wants a guy like that.
First time
A couple wants to get into the theater without paying, and ask you and your friend to smuggle them in.
- Do as they wanted, and let them out once you're in the theater
- Digest them instead of paying for expensive popcorn
Next time, after not digesting them
The couple asks you to smuggle them in again. After you're in the seats, an attendant asks you for your second set of tickets for the people in your guts.
Management found out about the trick!
- Digest them and finish the movie
- Pay for their tickets
- Admit you were cheating and leave the theater
Next time, after not digesting them
The couple is thankful about last time, and they offer to compensate you for the tickets you bought last time.
Because management knows about the stomach tricks, they shrink you down and put you in their underwear. You get into the girl's panties, and your roommate into the guy's briefs.
While your carrier is walking over however, she itches her crotch and you get stuck inside her vagina. Something similar happened to your roommate, and they can't seem to get you back out.
The couple goes to the theater bathroom and fucks to ejaculate you out, orgasming simultaneously. The two of you end up outside their orifices on the floor, with the couple being completely spent.
It took too long however, and you've missed the movie.
Meet up with your date
Conditions
- If you've arranged a date with somebooty on Tinder.