College Intro

  1. You go to your college introduction class, a bit late
  2. The teacher remarks that she doesn't like interruptions, and to please take a seat.
  3. The other students have already taken their seats. You choose who to sit next to.
    1. A goth girl with a belly piercing
    2. A chatty girl, talking with her neighbor
  4. Your teacher explains the zero-tolerance cheating policy
  5. And that she has a 30% pass-rate
  6. If you sat next to the chatty girl,
    1. She strikes up a conversation about your shoes or some innane BS.
    2. She keeps pausing as the teacher's attention goes from the board to the class
    3. She asks several times about various things
    4. If you answer:
      1. The teacher notices you when you're answering her
      2. Teach is pissed! She asks you to the front of the class
      3. You're summarily devoured.
    5. If you don't answer:
      1. Teach is pissed! The teacher calls up the chatty girl.
      2. She devours her.
      3. You get an external view of the teacher's belly.
    6. The teacher digests in front of the class, as she teaches
    7. As the teacher leaves, a student from another class comments "She ate somebody already? They must have pissed her off quick today"
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